RANDOM, RAMBLINGS ABOUT ME!

(The pic above is me on the right, and my sis on the left... at esthers(chinwe ikes) trad wedding in naij..jan 09)

So my contacts are killing me please tell me what to do, i hate wearing these things, and i lost my glasses....

I have a business idea, and i am so happy i found the best person to do it with....N.O....wink*....watch out for us guys!!..lol...i cannot tell you what the biz idea is...if not you will steal it..sowwy!!..lol

I have so much school work to do..it is not even funny..but uchenna has assured me that i should not really bother myself about my 30 page essay....lol..i should just relax....(but if i fail..i will have to sue you for improper advice)..just kidding!

Why do people think i am depressed??....i am NOT DEPRESSED...DAMN IT!!..I AM REPRESSED(ok that was not funny at all)....errrrr..yah..not funny..moving on

Is it possible for a young girl like me to not like going clubbing?..i have never liked it, and will never like it...eat me!(that just sounds wrong)..i meant BITE ME!...ERMMM..OK..MOVING ON

Did i ever tell you that i do not drink...(i cry when i get tipsy)..YES! cry..blame it on the AAAAAALCOHOL ....people who know me, can testify to this. Actually sometimes i drink, if i cannot taste the alcohol at all....oh btw...my poison is bud light beer....ermmm...(yeah i know i said i do not drink alc...but my friend recently introduced me to it, and i cannot stop drinking)..it's not that bad...only when i am out..which is NEVER..haha

speaking about going out.....i never go out, i am more of like a stay at home buddy, just chill, people always say i act like (mama mmadu)..meaning someones mum...i should really just get married..lol

I know my wedding song, and i know exaclty what is going to happen on my wedding day..hehehe...Gosh!...lol..

I play pool very well.(not swimming pool..lol..for the razz ones!)..Everyday i wake up, and instead of going to the gym in the morning, i reverse to the pool table, and play by myself...and i am getting quite good...woohoo!

I have this pink prettiful book..ok its not that pretty anymore..its been abused by me..but in this book is the story of my dear life. it consists of, boyfriends, past present, future..lol, friends, business ideas(a lot of that..a whole lot of that actually), what i want the names of my kids to be..hehe, wedding songs, thing i need to achieve for every year, people i need to cut out of my life, quotes, words that i need to learn(meanings, and so on), things that i need to find out the meaning to, or what it is about, for example someone might say somethin random like"The Earth is smoother than a billiard ball."... then i would bring about my pink book..write that down, and make sure i do my research..YES..i am weird like that...bascially the book has everything , and anything...from what i want to give my mama, and dada, when i am rich..lol..(cause i will be)..God willing o!

I stare a lot...so if you see me starring at you, i am most probably thinking something in my head...lol....bad or good..watever!!..i do not just stare for the sake of it

I compliment girls more than i would compliment a guy, infact i rarely compliment guys, except he was my bf, or cousin, brother, close close friend...but i would be walking down or up a street..watever...and then i would see a random girl, and go up to her and be like "OMG you are like soo cute!"...NO i am not lesbian..i am however, attracted to girls... not in that way, but being that i am a makeup artist, i tend to look at girls a lot, (A GIRLS FACE).....SCOPE HER NOSE, HER SMILE, HER CHEEK BONES, EVERYTHING..and in my mind i am thinking oh i could use the gold eyeshadow on her..or i could do like a smokey look with green..or she would look really nice with red lipstick on, or she should have put on less eyesahdow, more lipstick, or she didnt blend her eyeshadown very well, or wow this girl is flipping gorgy, i have to tell her, and they are always happy when i do...I REPEAT I AM NOT LESBIAN..i am STRAIGHT...i like boys..sorry MEN...lol

I know you are busy, but really.....(TO WHOMEVER IT MAY CONSINGN)..CONCERN*

I really cannot stand the chinese accent!!

I like to cook, clean, cook, clean, cook, cook, cook, then, clean, ..lol..does not mean i am some kind of emotional wreck or anything...used to be..not anymore..i can stand my ground now..lol..(as my friend would say)..lol...but my mum keeps saying my husband will enjoy..and yes i agree..my husband will enjoy....ask the guys that know me well..they will tell you about me...(it could be bad for me sometimes)..then again(guys get addicted to me..i have this spell..)."I PUT A SPELL ON YOU, AND NOW YOUR MINE MINE MINE!!!..WOOHOO!!)..mind you o...i do this when i am really inlove with a guy..like bastardly inlove..insanely...which has only been(ok i am not saying)..if not...you will wait tire...lol

I would give you 50 dollars even if i had 100 dollars left in my account..yup dats me!

I try not to talk about people...as much as i can...and i am also working on not tursting people too much

Whenever my mama, or dada travel..maybe to say..lagos to enugu, or enugu to abuja or abuja to Jand..u get the drill.. once they get to their destination. they have to call me immediately, if i do not hear from them after about an hour or tow of them getting there, then something has happened(in my mind)..i start tearing up like seriously

I always have nightmares!...DEVIL YOU ARE A LIAR!

I have a knife right next to my bed, and my bible...i need a baseball bat, and pepper spray, then i will feel safe.

When i am in Naji, i cannot sleep by myself, i have to sleep with mumsies room, or with my sis...more like mummies room tho

Yes i am mamas little princess....yesterday she randomly told me that i was precious*...hmmmm

I am a big kid...i love being a child. it is fun..and it is who i am...EAT ME!..ERMMM SORYY BITE ME!(more like it)

Should i stop?..are you getting bored?...my hands are hurting..lol

I sing...but i am too shy to sing in public

I am very very shy, but when i go out in public, you would never tell..some people can, but for the most part..not many people can

I love ice cream, and cheesecake...Oh Gosh..i love skittles..and i love black beans!

i am very untidy..but i cannot stand dirty kitchens, and dirty bathrooms..makes me sick actually

ok i am done..more coming..hehe

btw..this was supposed to be a post about my contacts..lol..but i just kept writing..that is why i blog...hope you enjoyed my random rambling

sorry, but did i hear someone say "WHO CARES?"...ermmm honey if you do not care, step out of my flipping page..cause to be honest i do not CARE about you too...for my lovers and friends that do..thats why i wovve you guys!

woohoo!.i actually enjoyed doing this..you guys need to try it..its like letting something go..i felt something come out of me...like i can't explain it..

ok..i have to do my 15 page essay now....mwah!!!xoxo

CHINWE IKE!

If you do not know Esther Ebigbo..now Esther iyizoba....then hmm....you dont know anybody..lol.random..lol..nywayz...She is like one of my best artists....as pretty as she is, she is actually really nice, and my dad loves her.....i am nt sure, he listens to her songs sha..lol..but he loves her person. She actually is married to my cousin.....they just got married last xmas...and she looked stunning as ever...and so pretty.....Anywayz..she is pretty good.....and NO her name is not chinwe ike...its Esther..people keep confusing it.

I LOVE BABIES & I HATE KILLERS!

A lot has happened in the past few days, I spent the weekend with my lovely cousin who just had a baby....I WANT MY OWN BABY GIRL TOO so that i can give the little cute princess breast milk and all that good stuff..hehe...I WANT MY CUTE HUSBAND TO BE THERE IN THE HOSPITAL WITH ME TILL I HAVE MY BABY...wouldn't that be really nice? ehn naija guys?..I WANT MY HUSBAND TO COOK AND CLEAN THE HOUSE AND GET ME WATER, AND FOOD WHEN I AM HUNGRY UNTIL I AM STRONG ENOUGH TO DO ALL THAT just like my cousins husband....how cute aye?...I WANT I WANT I WANT...A BABY A BABY..A BABY!!....nywyayz moving on..my other cousin..lol.just had a baby girl on Monday, and i cant wait to see the cute disco Zara..so they call her....(disco..cause her dad likes dancing..heheh...)...moving on..

so guess what people........i have a very interesting story to tell you all..story story
There leaved a medical school student who studied in Boston university. This medical student was engaged to get married, he is cute, and is a Blondie, every woman's dream(so they say). Nywayz this BU lovely student, decided randomly in the past two weeks to visit some call girls who put their ads on craigslist.

Our cute geeky smart BU student went to the hotel in downtown Boston where the call girl was waiting for him( i guess), for some odd reason he decided to kill this pretty girl brutally, and take with him a gift, her underwear.....awww.how cute..ermmm i think not...nywayz our cute killer geek(as they called him on the paper today) decided to do this again, but this time he didn't kill this person, he apparently messed with the woman..mishandled her, etc....not sure the rest....

so as i was watching this on the news, last two weeks, i said to my self i remember putting ads for my apartment on craigslist...wow!...."people are sick"...called my dada recently and told him about our killer geek,little did i know that our Blondie killer geek LEAVED RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO ME..YES!..ME CHINNY...GOD HELP ME..I was leaving next to a serial killer NA WA O...NA WA REAL WA..nywayz....this last Sunday that just passed they arrested him.Here i was thinking i leaved in the safest place ever, errrr..obviously not....not with a serial killer..it isn't..nywayz....

I was interviewed 2 days ago, and i appeared on tv...hahah..funny..lol...the whole world was calling me..my 5 seconds of fame..of course i saved the video so that i can show my children and grandchildren..On a more serious note though,i just cannot believe this..a SERIAL KILLER in my beautiful luxurious apartment building..My dad was like "you have to leave that place"...but, no point..i will stay, since i am soon leaving this God forsaken country..God willing very soon. All i have to do is lock my door, and pray that God keeps me safe. TO THINK I SAW THIS GUY IN THE GYM WITH ME, AND HE WOULD ACTUALLY SAY HI!...

ATTENTION:
1. UCHENNA..SORRY HAD TO CALL YOU OUT HERE, BUT I CANNOT SEEM TO POST A COMMENT ON YOUR BLOG, NOT SURE WHY...
2. PEOPLE STAY AWAY FROM STRANGERS..SERIOUSLY
3. PRAY EVERYDAY
4. WHY ARE GUYS COMPLICATED?..LOL
5. IS JUDE LAW THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE RIGHT NOW OR WHAT?..gosh!!!
5. I AM WATCHING "CAT WOMAN" WITH HALE BERRY...ARRRRRRRR!!!!..hehe

killer geek kisses..ermm..NAAT!
mwah!!!

I ATE SAUSAGES AND BAKED BEANS FOR BREAKFAST IN SECONDARY SCHOOL

I remember promising on ms mbegks blog that i would write a little bit about "wanna be" naija ajebo schools.

So fortunately or unfortunately, i plus my whole family where one of the first people to attend this school British international school VI(BIS). Actually funny enough my siblings and i appeared on that very big billboard on the lekki round about just before you get into lekki phase one..if you are familiar with Lagos..or at least the island you should know what i am talking about, this was like a while ago though, (plus i looked really ugly, they didn't even ask for permission....not to talk about our pictures being on the notebooks for the school)....plus parents started complaining that they where using our faces on everything that had to do with the school, so they decided to change it.

Anywayz fortunately for my sis and i we both attended other schools that where suffer suffer..so we where groomed properly before we got into BIS. (the reason why i have to explain this is so that after i write what this school was all about you would not think "oh she is one spoilt brat" cause i am not, thank you very much..lol..movin on...

BIS...lol...funny school....

1. we where not allowed to iron (in fact it was an abomination..you could be suspended)


2. We had people who washed, and dry cleaned our school uniform, plus anything we wanted them to dry clean..Yes! not excluding underwear..lol...after they where done, they would neatly fold everything for us.


3. There was nothing like seniors and juniors, the school board wanted students "to feel at home"..like a family..they said..


4. You would get a lot of rude kids, and there is nothing you can do..(how annoying)


5. Oh yes the food...it was lovely..lol.....rice krispies in the morning..sausage, frosties, eggs, bread(toasted if you wanted), orange juice, croissant, baked beans..lol..we would have snacks...glazed donuts, crackers with cheese, lunch, macaroni and cheese, mashed potato with chicken, fish, chips, burgers, i mean name it we had it...dinner...just think of anything..lol..it was there...plus we could ask for more if we wanted..lol


6. during the weekends we where allowed to go out....we would go to "chocolate royale"(for those who do not know what it is..its this lovely ice cream, place...that has not just ice cream..different stuff sha)..sometimes there would be parties outside school, and the boarders where allowed to go, sometimes go to restaurants..etc


7. I remember some a level student where allowed to go outside of the school to have a smoke with the teachers


8. Teachers where mostly white..(british)...and the few Nigerian teachers then where not treated right


9. the white students and black students would stay in their corners during the break time..a bit racist


10. girls could do pretty much anything to their hair


11. teachers would know who you are dating, and wouldn't care..


12. you could be talking to a teacher and be like shut up(joke o..not seriously)..like "o shut up"...lol


13. ermmm what else...of course no flogging of any kind was allowed, the highest punishment was a detention with the principal. basically you go and relax in the principals ac office...(very relaxing actually..i think i had to do that once)..lol


14. students where pretty much close to some teachers..like really close..wink*...lol..i even hung out with my math teacher on a holiday in scotland..lol...it wasn't fun...lol


15. oh yes!..we had people clean our dorms....lay our beds..and alladat..


16. there was Dstv...so we could watch any time..excluding during lights out, and we usually would borrow movies during the weekend


17. we didn't wear school uniform after school


18. there was hot water everyday to take a bath with...no fetching of water..etc


19. students had to protest to get some Nigerian food on the menu..imagine..


20. some people like my sister got single rooms


21. We had two people in a room, and the rooms where quite big too.


22. We went grocery shopping at "stop and shop" during the weekend...and during the weekends if you wanted to watch a movie we could go to silver bird..which was the only cinema in lag at the time...


23. we could go home during the weekends if you wanted to.


24. we didn't have to take jam, ssce, waek, jsce...and all that...we just took one exam in our last year which was IGCSE. this would just get you into an A level school anywhere.


25. ofcourse there we had 5years instead of six


26. we paid so much..i wont even say how much...and the teachers thought we where not paying enough..mind you these teachers had their own luxury suits o..lol..drivers, chef, people to clean their homes, and yet..(hiss). The few Naija teachers got nothing like this o.

That is it o. You guys must be like....waat!!...trust me it wasn't that golden, and to be honest i would never take my children to such. I think American international (AIS)school was worse. Go and see how the students there act..talk about being spoilt..BIS was even good self. (no offence to AIS)....xxx

ajebo kisses..lol

mwah!!

BREASTS WITHOUT SPOTS!

Over 200,000 women are diagnosed with breast cancer every year

One person is diagnosed with breast cancer every 3 minutes

One person dies of breast cancer every 14 minutes

People over the age of 50 account for 76% of breast cancer cases

There is over a 97% five-year survival rate when localized breast cancer is caught before it spreads to other parts of the body

Hey guys.

Before you read on, let me just say that, if this note was some kind of gossip about who is getting married, or who is wearing what, sex, party or something that excites the human system..lol, you guys get the drift abi? No? yes?, everybody will fasten their seat belts and read everything, but when it comes to serious things like what you are about to read, people tend to brush it aside to look for something juicier. So please people lets grow up and face reality. Expand your knowledge by reading this; do not unfasten that seat belt.

So I have always been interested in doing some kind of breast cancer awareness/fundraiser. For some reason, this year those two words “BREAST” AND “CANCER” have been in my mind for a while now and I believe that God wants me to do something in whatever way I can.

I never knew how much cancer has affected many lives today. People seriously, our friends, mothers, uncles, aunties, sisters, girlfriends, wives, men are dying and suffering because of this horrid disease. I started to see the impact cancer, breast cancer to be precise had on women today, when a dear friend lost his mother due to breast cancer, God bless her soul. I remember crying, when I was talking to my mum on the phone, informing her that her dear friend just died. After this incident, I started to do some research and noticed that many other people, people that I know, close friends, aunties, cousins, are actually suffering from this disease be it breast cancer or any other type of cancer. I guess what I am trying to say here is I used to be a naïve little child. I knew about breast cancer, but really could not be bothered to care. Then again, I do not entirely blame myself because I did not have people singing into my ears constantly telling me to be aware of this terrible disease.

Do not wait until your mother, daughter, aunty, sister, cousin, friend, and wife, has been diagnosed or dies of cancer/breast cancer. Do not sit down, until something terrible happens to somebody you love, because then it will be too late, and you would have to go through the pain and agony of watching the person suffer so much pain or sadly die. We can start now to make sure that we are all aware of this disease by reaching out to people, and telling them, spreading the word about breast cancer. It is a terrible thing. It could happen to you or me (God forbid).

I am willing to help in any way I can, be it through charity, donating or volunteering to help in an organization My goal is to make sure that young adults like me, and teenagers are very well informed and are aware of breast cancer. You may think you know all there is to know about breast cancer, but you do not. There are many ways to help. You could donate to a breast cancer organizations, and trust me there are a lot of them that need your help, you could participate in fundraisers, start your own initiative, which is my plan, you could volunteer in an organization.

For men, husbands, brothers you could also be of great help by making sure that your sisters, or wives have done there monthly breast cancer check. This can be done at home, by themselves, you could also help them out. Mind you, I am talking to husbands, and brothers ONLY…lol..i am not trying to spoil anybody. It is easy, and you can find instructions on how to check for lumps on your breast online. If you know cancer or breast cancer runs in your family, make sure you check yourself out, because it is possible that you may have it at some point in your life, but the important thing is to detect it early enough, when it is most treatable.

Each woman's breast cancer risk may be higher or lower, depending upon several factors, including family history, genetics, age of menstruation, and other factors that have not been identified. While breast cancer is less common at a young age, younger women tend to have more aggressive breast cancers than older women, which may explain why survival rates are lower among younger women.

Another thing I have to say is, Nigerians or Africans in general, (I apologize for generalizing) have this thing about keeping it in the family when they are sick. One thing you should know is, breast cancer is not something to be ashamed of, and it is not your fault in any way. The best way is not to keep it in the family, but to reach out to people, and share your pain with them. People, who have done this, have actually felt much better in the end. Not only will you be helping yourself, but also you would be helping other people, women, to be aware of breast cancer.

Male breast cancer is rare. An estimated 1,990 new cases of breast cancer will be diagnosed in men in the U.S. during 2008. In 2004, the overall incidence of breast cancer in men was 1.4 per 100,000, compared to 124 per 100,000 in women. As with women, invasive ductal carcinoma accounts for most of the breast cancers seen in men, with ductal carcinoma in situ and invasive lobular carcinoma accounting for only a small proportion of cases. The strongest risk factor for breast cancer among men is Klinefelter’s syndrome, a condition associated with high levels of estrogen. This rare condition occurs when men are born with two X chromosomes (XXY instead of XY).

Beginning at the age of 20, every woman should practice monthly breast self-exams and begin a routine program of breast health, including scheduling physician performed clinical breast exams at least every three years. As a woman ages, her risk of breast cancer also increases. About 77% of women with breast cancer are over age 50 at the time of diagnosis. Women between the ages of 20 and 29 account for only 0.3% of breast cancer cases. Beginning at the age of 40, all women should have annual screening mammograms, receive clinical breast exams each year, and practice breast self-exams every month.

HAVE YOU EXAMINED YOUR BREASTS YET??

SELFISH OR SELFLESS??

SELFISHNESS!!

NICE!

SELFLESS!!

I am nice, and selfless. OK so what does it actually mean to be selfless? In my years of breathing in this world, i started to realise that i am actually a really nice person. My mum keeps saying you need to learn how to say "NO" and i thought i would rather be nice than be selfish..i would rather be selfless than selfish.

Why is it that bad things happen to good people? Why is it that after all somebody does to me i keep accepting the person, allowing the person back into my life. There is like so much i have put up with, and that is not cool.

I always say to myself i am giving this person this because i am nice, but at the end of the day what do you get back?..NOTHING IN RETURN" i mean what is that. If someone asked me for something i will try my best and give if i have, but that rarely happens to me. I thought if i was a nice person, people would also be nice to me, but apparently not. Don't get me wrong, i am not a selfless or nice person, because i am expecting something back..but at least people should show that they appreciate things, and at least try and give back. esp when you are in a relationship...and you keep giving and giving, and you get nothing in return...that is just BS(BULLSH**)...REALLY IT IS.

This is just me writing, about what i always think about...because everyday i give, and everyday nobody gives me back. Hiss!!...anywayz just thought to throw this out, i will not go into details, just so that i do not hurt people...but seriously people need to think about avoiding being selfish all the time..esp when you keep taking and taking.....but you never think it would be nice to do something for this person who keeps giving and giving. I said to myself this year "IT IS ALL ABOUT ME" but ermmm..of course that is just not me...i am already giving once again..even when i do not have.

Wait...do you think guys appreciate girls who keep giving and giving?...like should girls wait for the guys to do the giving?...why is it that some guys expect you to cook..clean, wash, etc...borrow stuff to them...that they never give back...but then they stay put in their fu****g bubble, and do nothing. Hahahaha..very funny....i am sorry i know this is OP(OUT OF POINT)..BUT really guys seriously...whats up with you guys sitting down in the living room....and the woman in kitchen expecting your food..that you didn't buy o!..funny!!!....oh did i forget the part where they are actually on the phone with their concubine...while you are there cooking in the kitchen like you are some sort of slave..what rubbish..in my house self i do not even cook....hiss!!!....i am sorry i am pissed..there is really nothing wrong with cooking and the rest of that..but not when the idiot is sitting down there expecting it....and the day you do not do it..he starts getting icky*...what the hell is that??...

Anywayz i thank God that i am not in such rubbish relationship....ok ok ok..i think i have had my fair share of that..lol..just a little..anywayz...i was just watching this movie yesterday night..and this is exactly what happened..plus it has happened to a lot of my friends....so i decided to write about it.. First of all I DETEST guys that are stingy, and selfish..i mean it is not fair..esp went the girl does everything for you....I she your wife? who told you that you could just take and take and take....and you don't give back?...nywayz..i am done....

Nywayz i am happy to say that...i can finally say "NO"...HAHAHA..after some serious practice....does not mean i am selfish sha...i still do things if i want to do it..after all i just did something like that yesterday..hehe..but ermmm...i am not going to be taking advantage of anymore because i happen to be a nice caring selfless person like my dad..heheh..but nywayz..yeah..i am sure somebody kind of understands what i am saying..right?

randoms:

1.You need to watch the naija movie "my private part"(lol..what a name)

2.older guys are way better to date...seriously(lol)...no seriously 27-31..32 isnt bad sha)lol..but they are better...trust me i know....ermmm...yeah!

3.Should i move back to naija when i am done with school or should i do my asters right after??

selfless kisses
mwah!!

Childbirth ORGASMS : The Best Kept Secret of Labor? | Birth O ! | ABC News 20/20 | SEXUAL CONTENT!

So being that I love kids..And I really want to have a baby very soon...but I cannot till I am married...nywayz...I always stumble upon stuff that has to do with child birth, and a few weeks ago I stumbled upon this. So orgasmic birth aye??..Hmmm......as in I would like to at least experience this with one of my kids (God willing)...I mean who wouldn't want to have an orgasmic birth, instead of a painful excruciating birth, but then again is this a sin?...since in the bible God decided that women will have a hard time giving birth...lol(just a thought)

So anywayz watch the movie, and tell me what you think. I personally would not mind doing this (when the time comes) to be honest...It looks very interesting...lol...wow!...having an orgasm giving birth....basically your baby gives you an orgasm...i mean how would my child feel when they get older and i tell him/her.."you gave me an orgasm".....ermmmm....I think they would find it quite disgusting...lol..But ermm.....yeah....what are your thoughts on this?

PS: I am very ill today....i miss want my mummy...I miss my dada...I miss my sister...and my brothers cannot be bothered to call their cute sister..Sob*...happy Good Friday people! And do not eat meat...Not sure I can keep that though (I am on the Atkins diet)...lol....bless!!

pleasurable orgasmic kisses(hehe)
mwah!!

Ivana and Jess Singing If I Were A Boy - Beyonce

So my cousins from my mums side, happen to be very good singers..so am i..maybe i wil bless you with my voice oneday, when i am sure how to upload videos....nywayz..listen to them...they are quite popular on youtube..and NO they are not twins..ivana who is on the right is 17..and jess is 16...I will be posting their songs up once in a while..and if you have any song you would like them to sing, please make a comment, and i will let them know, if they do not already have it..that is. Also they are available to sing in weddings...games...different occassions, but they have to be paid though....these girls are professional...lol...Love them to death..they are my singing idols!..mwah!!

READ ALL ABOUT IT!

I have always been pro igbo..ok maybe not always..i think i got it from my dad, and a friend of mine, who always showed me the importance of accepting where i am from. So my dada has always told me to try and read books, and early last year he told me about chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, she is the author of a lot of books, two of which i have read. Purple hibiscus and Half of a yellow sun, have to do with igbo people during the biafran war, and trust me these books are interesting. I learnt a lot from them,not only about the war, but a lot about my history, and where i come from. Just get these books and read them, and trust me you will not be able to put the books down. I actually cried when reading them. (lame huh?)..but seriously though they where extremely touching. She is a great writier, and i hope she writes more books like this.

btw i have always thought Biafra was a cool name. I could have been from Biafra...lol...how cool is that....and not Nigeria...I would have been Biafran....hmmmm....Anywayz read read read..oh and did i forget to mention that there is a lot of sexual stuff too..lol..cannot believe my dad read that...lol...

Biafran kisses

mwah!!

QUESTIONS FOR GUYS..??

so i have a few questions i need to ask, a few things that i am still trying to understand when it comes to men!

What does it mean to "take it slow"
how much i detest "taking it slow"...it could mean different things depending on the situation. It could mean i do not like you that much..it could mean i am attracted to you, but wont go out with you..it could mean you are not bad, but i am still asking questions...it could just be a nicer way to say..ermmm i do not think it is going to work...which is it?....

Then again when i think about it...like really think about it....i feel like "taking it slow" kind of makes sense..because when you meet someone, you do not want to rush things(something i tend to do), you want to kind of take it slow..get to know the person for about a few months, and then i guess after about 2 3 months you should know the person enough to want to either date her or x her....

I was watching the Tyra banks show the other day, and i believe there was a guest there.(i forget his name)...nywayz he said something like if after three months or 3 to 6 months..the dude you are talking to quote on quote does not want it to be official..then x him cause he def is just not that into you...nywayz (fingers crosses..he is that into me..lol)

How long should one wait before they finally score with a guy(score?)..lol..u know what i mean

ermm..well most people say wait for like three months...some say 6 months..others say a year..some say when he puts a ring on it...some just plainly say never until you are married. (even if it takes 10 years mind you..in those ten years..dude is probably hitting the sack with some b**ch)..heheh..mind my word*..nywayz..moving on..so say wait till you know he will marry you..but ermmm..i say it..the thing is though most people say..what about acting on what you say?...hmmmm...what do you think?? How long should one wait and why?

Oh my mum, and i where having this convo the other day, and she told me to wait...till your married, at least till i we are engaged...lol....and then we talked about someone who this dude slept with..and after sleeping with her...he didn't want anymore...(she slept with him on the first date..mind you at first the guy adored this girl..until she slept with him)..i mean guys are just mean..really they are..moving on

Why are some guys so God damn complicated?

because they just are.....any other reasons??

Why do girls tend to like the bad guys rather than the good guys?
I mean, what does bad guy and good guy mean anyway?...I just want a guy that is in the middle.....(lol..i keep saying that middle ish thing)..nywayz...i need a guy that is caring but not always asking me every second "are you OK?"..ermmm babe i just told you i am fine a few seconds ago......."honey are you sure you are OK".."no response"(at this time i am fed up)..moving on...lol....i need a guy that loves me..and i love him back..just as much..my sister keeps saying 'The guy needs to like you more than you like him"..but errmm..i think i would rather i liked the guy as much as he liked me...i don't know..what do you think?...i need a guy that is confident(not arrogant)..but confident....not a guy who is a sisi...i need a guy to walk into an occasion with and everybody notices him.....even if he has nothing...a guy that people see and respect even before having a conversation with them..a guy that knows what he wants in life..cause i think i know what i want...a guy that understands that i am pushing him hard cause i want him to be successful in life....ok...i am going to stop because i am not telling you about what kind of guy i like..(that is for another post..soon come soon come)....I just want a God fearing..loving caring....cute...tall..dark..handsome..luscious lips..nice ears..Morris chestnut..kind of guy...there i said it....moving on...

Why do guys prefer girls with big butts...what about boobs?(double D's..and gs....)..lol

ermmm..cant answer this questions...If i where a guy maybe i would be able to, but i am not...so...moving one..before i pass on this let me just say that my husband better like double D's..cause ermmm..ahem*..thats what i have got....i am not about to have any butt implant...oh good news for girls who are butt less(that sounds mean)..i know.ok...flat buts..i don't know...nyways on the Tyra banks show the other day(yeah i watch that show everyday...even though she annoys me..but that for another post)....nywayz...a guest on the show..said that to get a rounded butt....you could do squats with a weight......Hopefully that works..moving on..

more to come....i am tired

mwah!!

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Do you want your hair done in Boston??

Ok so basiclly in boston, as of today there are three people who do hair quite well. Abby, motee, and then me(lol)...so ermmm...we are actually all done with school this year(congrats to the three of us)...so we might not be in Boston for that long, but anywayz we are still here so use us. I put pics of the three of us, and the hair we have on was done by us..Yes we did it ourselves..so contact us if you like. Well contact me here, and then i will give them your number. or email me at krystleokoye2004@yahoo.com.

OH MY SWEET FACEBOOK!!

1. Have you ever been stalked on facebook?
2. Have you ever put pics of you and your ex boyfriend, and had to delete everyone of them when you break up.
3. have you ever been dumped on facebook?
4. Have you ever wondered why your boyfriend/husband/wife/girlfriend/person you are seeing Has randomly added a close friend he/she that he does not know as a friend on facebook?
5. Have you ever stalked your ex boyfriends or ex gfs girl/or man on facebook??
6. Have you ever been disgraced on facebook?
7. Has someone ever put a picture of you, and tagged you in it, when they know that picture looks horrible?
8. Have your ever put a profile picture up, thinking you look super hot!.expecting people to comment and nobody, not even one person does?..lol
9. Have you ever lied on your status update just to get some kind of attention?
10. Have you ever wanted to comment on someones pic, but your pride won't let you?
11. Have you ever missed lectures because you are on facebook/or got introuble at work cause you are on facebook??
12. Have you been verbally abused on facebook?
13. Have you ever tried to check your girlfriends or bfs facebook inbox, when he or she mistakenly leaves it open??
14. Have you ever used someone elses page to stalk another person that your too proud to add on facebook??
15. Have you ever sent a message to someone on facebook, and the person never replies, but yet the person constantly updates his/her profile, or you find out the person just said hi to a friend of yours?
16. Have you ever written on someone elses wall to get attention??
17. Are you one of those who constantly updates there status,..mostly random?? "gee i am ill"(then what the hell are you doing on fb) "lulu is thinking" (who flipping cares) "I Love my boyfriend" (get over it dear!!)
18. Are you one of those who adds people cause you think they are cool??
19. Are you one of those who want people to know that you know a certain person??
20. Are you a boyfriend or girlfriend who keeps annoyingly writing on each others wall, seeking for attention, when we very well know that you pretty much can just call up ur hubby and tell him/her how much you miss them and love them..(i mean realy, it gets annoying)
21. Are you one of those who constantly happens to be married then single..in a relationship..then single...and it goes on??
22. Are you a poker?(stop it already)
23. Are you one of those who wonders why not that many people said "happy birthday" to you on fb(what about "we where not on facebook that day"..good enough reason for you?)
24. Are you a constant album maker?
25. Do you pose for a pic knowing that it is going to show up on fb??
26. Are you a boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband snatcher on facebook(get a life)
27. Do you send initimate messages to girls on facebook even though you are married??(get a flipping life)
28. Are you a facebook lover/addict/stalker/freak/poser??
29. Are you one of those who keeps promoting your parties.invading peoples walls and fb messags(it gets annoying)
30. Do you remove your face from important messages/notes on facebook, but you would quickly read messages that have to do with relationships...etc??
31. Do you intentionally not reply people on chat,but yet you are busy talking to your lover or the so called "cool friends" quote on quote..hiss!!
32. Do you constantly photshop/picasa your pics??(come on now..lets embrace the real you)
33. Do you have friends that never write on you wall, but send you private messages on fb??..hmmm
34. Are you one of those who puts pics of their mansions(homes)...cars...watches..designer shoes/glasses/bags..etc..just to show off??
35. Are you a facebook pouter??..lol.(ahem*)
36. Do you take pics of only a particular angle of your face/body?(ahem*). coughs*..gulity
37. Do you call up your friends announcing to them about something you saw on fb..maybe a pic/status change/relationship change/deleted pics/??
38. Are you constantly stalking your ex on facebook??
39. Do you agree that facebook has a lot of politics??..
40. have you ever been a victim to my list above you?(if you as much as say no ehn!)

makeup..makeup..and more makeup by krystles makeup..

ps: Hope you enjoyed the pics. if you like what you see visit http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fkrystles.blogspot.com%2F&h=f9363d087599dae996f3369c091599d9 for more info on "krystles makeup, and pricing. (pricing can be negotiated..on a good day..that is)..lol There's no such thing as a free lunch..therefore in this case there is no such thing as free MAKEUP..get that right people. Oh i do weaves too...holla!!..email me at krystleokoye2004@yahoo.com.

krystles hugs&kisses

mwah!(kai! whether devil likes it or not i am off to sleep)..goodnight guys..until next time..i have tried for today!

zzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

It is 432am in the fishing morning....and i still cannot sleep..hence my many posts on blog..plus more essays to finish. It could be a good thing sometimes because i actually get to accomplish quite a bit of work, and so on and so forth and the rest of it. Nywhoo, i need to sleep like seriously if i do not fall asleep now, as you can see, i am starting to write jibrish..blah blah blah bladi blah blah blah.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......ermmmm...NAAtT...i am very much still awake. Like my eyes are open wide. Is this normal?..like i am about to tear up now seriously. I just want to sleep, that is all i ask for..SLEEP. just SLEEP God dammit....i am ANGRY, and UPSET..Please God please make me sleep. should i take sleeping pills?...My mum said maybe if i go to the gym in the night that my help, and a friend of mine said to take a bath in the night..but me being the lazy person that i am, i find both of them hard to do...My mum also said to read a book...ermm...naa..didnt work..NEXT...nywayz I'm tired...but if i lay down on my soft pink pillow, i still will not sleep, and i will just end up crying...hiss!!...not fair...why me!

sleepless night hugs
mwah! :( (tear drops)

Krystles makeup blog!!

So if i can recall, i remember saying that i am a makeup artist part time. So for those who love makeup, and everything makeup please visit my blog at your free time http://krystles.blogspot.com/ It is basically about makeup, and more makeup, plus i have added on my pricing,(so no more negotiating with me people..sorry..you pay what you see there....) and i am yet to post the work that i did this Christmas in naij up, but i have been so lazy lately.


Blog hugs!
mwah!

so i was stalking people on facebook, and stumbled on...

so here are a few pictures of friends of mine that are just amazing. Well to me they are. While scrambling,and doing my normal stalkring act on facebook, i stumbled upon these beautiful pics, and i thnk i have told one or two of them here how much i love to stalk them on facebook from time to time, just to look at what they are wearing. Yes i still do...lol..Its not just what they are wearing, but the way the pic was taken in general, plus the makeup, the hair, the everything......uber cute guys!!Nywayz just a few of the many pics i like of them. Thought to share it.

fashion&beauty kisses

from me 2 you!

makeup/photshoot/hair....beauty.....blah blah

So i did a small photoshoot for a very good friend of mine. I did her makeup, and then took some pretty good pics of her.She never wears makeup, so she was uber excited afterwards.

No 1-9 of my ranting..

Gosh i am really bad with posting stuff, i need to step up my game with this, i keep reading other blogs diligently..so why can't i diligently update mine..lol.

Anywayz so a few things have happened to me since i have been gone

No 1. My lovely cousin has just had a baby girl called "adaora"....and she is the cutest thing ever...and she has a lot of hair too.....like talk about being jealous!!.. Oh and i await the birth of my other cousins child too..wohoo..hmmm babies..babies...babies..iwant mine too....Congrats to the both of you guys!..

No 2. People have been annoying me lately, lol...people always tend to annoy me, It is said to be the "norm" in my life..sad!..i know. Nywayz..like seriously....moving on to better things..

No 3. I was on a diet last week, i happened to go to the gym once last week, and now, i have spoilt my diet..hiss!!....

No 4. I have given up on guys...They happen to be all the same...just when you think everything is going right..something messes up....true talk...but i will not go into details..

No 5. I want my own child too....sigh*

No 6. Everyone needs to watch the movie by TD Jake's "Not easily broken" very good movie, it really teaches married couples a lot, and even people just dating. Anywyaz as i was watching this movie i happen to be drooling over the fact that Morris chestnut was the main actor. Is it just me..or is the dude the cutest thing ever. Tall, dark, and handsome..with some luscious lips...If only his name was Okey Nwachukwu(or some naija name sha) from Anambra state...no sisters(maybe one), and his mother was easy to get along with....ah!...I would have just married him....as in immediately....i will ask him self....Yes i said it.....chestnut..i wonder if he smells like chestnut..lol...blah blah blah!!!

No 7. It is about 132am here, and i am still not sleeping. I find it really hard to sleep, and i do not know what to do, any suggestions please?.....I was wailing yesterday cause i could not sleep...

No 8. I have a lot of school work to do, and i need to sit up if i really want to graduate this year. I really need to sit up, what the hell is wrong with me self!..hiss!!

No 9. Why do people have to take advantage of nice people...like are you fishing serious right now??....Go and look for wicked people to be mean and horrible to, but not me..nice old chinny..sob**.... :(

Sleepless night kisses(they are the best you know!)
mwah**