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Wednesday, April 8, 2009

OH MY SWEET FACEBOOK!!

  1. Have you ever been stalked on facebook?
  2. Have you ever put pics of you and your ex boyfriend, and had to delete everyone of them when you break up.
  3. have you ever been dumped on facebook?
  4. Have you ever wondered why your boyfriend/husband/wife/girlfriend/person you are seeing Has randomly added a close friend he/she that he does not know as a friend on facebook?
  5. Have you ever stalked your ex boyfriends or ex gfs girl/or man on facebook??
  6. Have you ever been disgraced on facebook?
  7. Has someone ever put a picture of you, and tagged you in it, when they know that picture looks horrible?
  8. Have your ever put a profile picture up, thinking you look super hot!.expecting people to comment and nobody, not even one person does?..lol
  9. Have you ever lied on your status update just to get some kind of attention?
  10. Have you ever wanted to comment on someones pic, but your pride won't let you?
  11. Have you ever missed lectures because you are on facebook/or got introuble at work cause you are on facebook??
  12. Have you been verbally abused on facebook?
  13. Have you ever tried to check your girlfriends or bfs facebook inbox, when he or she mistakenly leaves it open??
  14. Have you ever used someone elses page to stalk another person that your too proud to add on facebook??
  15. Have you ever sent a message to someone on facebook, and the person never replies, but yet the person constantly updates his/her profile, or you find out the person just said hi to a friend of yours?
  16. Have you ever written on someone elses wall to get attention??
  17. Are you one of those who constantly updates there status,..mostly random?? "gee i am ill"(then what the hell are you doing on fb) "lulu is thinking" (who flipping cares) "I Love my boyfriend" (get over it dear!!)
  18. Are you one of those who adds people cause you think they are cool??
  19. Are you one of those who want people to know that you know a certain person??
  20. Are you a boyfriend or girlfriend who keeps annoyingly writing on each others wall, seeking for attention, when we very well know that you pretty much can just call up ur hubby and tell him/her how much you miss them and love them..(i mean realy, it gets annoying)
  21. Are you one of those who constantly happens to be married then single..in a relationship..then single...and it goes on??
  22. Are you a poker?(stop it already)
  23. Are you one of those who wonders why not that many people said "happy birthday" to you on fb(what about "we where not on facebook that day"..good enough reason for you?)
  24. Are you a constant album maker?
  25. Do you pose for a pic knowing that it is going to show up on fb??
  26. Are you a boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband snatcher on facebook(get a life)
  27. Do you send initimate messages to girls on facebook even though you are married??(get a flipping life)
  28. Are you a facebook lover/addict/stalker/freak/poser??
  29. Are you one of those who keeps promoting your parties.invading peoples walls and fb messags(it gets annoying)
  30. Do you remove your face from important messages/notes on facebook, but you would quickly read messages that have to do with relationships...etc??
  31. Do you intentionally not reply people on chat,but yet you are busy talking to your lover or the so called "cool friends" quote on quote..hiss!!
  32. Do you constantly photshop/picasa your pics??(come on now..lets embrace the real you)
  33. Do you have friends that never write on you wall, but send you private messages on fb??..hmmm
  34. Are you one of those who puts pics of their mansions(homes)...cars...watches..designer shoes/glasses/bags..etc..just to show off??
  35. Are you a facebook pouter??..lol.(ahem*)
  36. Do you take pics of only a particular angle of your face/body?(ahem*). coughs*..gulity
  37. Do you call up your friends announcing to them about something you saw on fb..maybe a pic/status change/relationship change/deleted pics/??
  38. Are you constantly stalking your ex on facebook??
  39. Do you agree that facebook has a lot of politics??..
  40. have you ever been a victim to my list above you?(if you as much as say no ehn!)

2 comments:

juiceegal said...

Everything here is so true........i'm guilty of almost everything here sef...lol...good post.....ws just noddin my head thruout sayin tru dat 2 everything here

Yankeenaijababe said...

HA ha ha ha ha ha...now am cracking up like a crazy chic. This is a really great post, I love it all. AM guilty of some , a lot to be precise.